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This page refuses to display it's glorious ass for you!
Probably 'cause I'm a douche, and decided to re-do the site again. If you're reading this, it's probably because you followed a link for a page that no longer exists. Simply click HERE to go to the home page, as I haven't left you completely without entertainment...

...The stories and other crap will be back soon. Eat your pills and be patient.

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Demonstrate your knowledge of the English language... Think THIS site is badly coded? Have you been to MySpace yet?