This page no longer makes me giggle like a Rhesus monkey all hopped up on crack, so I'm doing something else with it. Most features are still under construction, but you can whip yourself into a stabby fit of glee HERE with my massive collection of stupid crap.

The "/Rant" page is also up and running, and many stories from older versions of this site can be found under "Other Rantings". Some of my work can be viewed in the "Portfolio" section, or at InsomniaNetDesign.com, though come to think of it, I'm redesigning that site too...

Everything else is pretty much still fucking broken. It'll all be done soon, but I wouldn't lose any sleep over it if I were you. There are more important things to worry about.

For example, you could get raped by clowns while you sleep...