This site is my personal gift to me, and apparently I am a cheap asshole.
It is indeed a true thing, that this site HAS existed in the past in other forms, just as it is also true that whiskey becomes delicious after the third shot. One day, the site ceased to make me giggle like a Rhesus monkey all hopped up on crack, so I rebuilt it. Thanks to the gods known as ADHD and OCD, I tend to do this every two fucking years or so. Some of the crap on the left, such as the 'pictures' and 'video' pages are still under construction, but you can whip yourself into a stabby fit of glee HERE with my massive collection of funny (sometimes horrible) images. Every time you click a pony dies! Weeeee!
The "/Rant" page is the biggest change from the old format, as I have found that it's easier to be a lazy douche and post other people's funny shit than it is to write twelve page stories. In any case, stories from the older versions of this site can be found under "Other Rantings". Some of my REAL work can be viewed in the "Portfolio" section, or at InsomniaNetDesign.com, though come to think of it, I'm redesigning that site too...
I wouldn't lose any sleep over it if I were you though. There are more important things to worry about.
For example, you could get raped by clowns while you sleep...